Wednesday, 29 September 2010

Film Script Draft - Star Wars

Soundbomb 2000 – Dude, are you going to see the new Star Wars? It looks so rad!

Walter – Absolutely man, what do you reckon’s going to happen?

Soundbomb 2000 – I don’t think that skank Vader is Luke’s father, he’s just using some of that dark force shit to mess with his head

Walter – Nah man, I reckon he is, Vader doesn’t lie! Yoda will probably know, where did you get that Revenge of the Jedi poster from??

Soundbomb 2000 – Some dweeb sent it to me, seriously though, everyone knows Jedi don’t seek revenge, what a spazz, it’s probably worthless!

Walter – Who knows? Star Wars is huge! It could be worth loads!?

Soundbomb 2000 – Dude, in 20 years we’ll probably all have our own Death Star, no one will even care about Star Wars! Oh man! You wanna hear me play the Star Wars theme; I’m thinking of using it in a song, it’d be so rad!

*Plays a cheesy variation of the theme*

Soundbomb 2000 – Dude! This blows! I fuckin’ hate it! Wanna go grab a drink or something? I saw some bodacious chick outside!

Walter – Sure man

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