Soundbomb 2000 - That's the touring band, they're a bunch of pretentious uptight losers!
Walter - What's so bad about them??
Soundbomb 2000 - They have all this stage energy, which is phat, but not when they're just trying to outshine me! I'm the main act, not them! My record company pays them to play my music, not to try and be my music! This one time, I set a load of fireworks off, the crowd went INSANE, what does my guitarist do? Jumps out into the crowd! It wouldn't be so bad, but I kinda needed him to play the next part of the song!
Walter - Oh! Didn't you play the Budoken?
Soundbomb 2000 - Budowhat?
Walter - It's in Japan
Soundbomb 2000 - Oh, yeah that was major lame! They were kicking up some fuss because I wanted to have some of them kung fu fighters on the stage with me, they were complaining saying it was disrespectful to their culture! Pfft, they were being so touchy! Eventually I did play the gig, I hated it!
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